Watching My Parents Watch The Sochi 2014 Opening Ceremony

Dad:Is that just the same girl walking them back and forth? Her hat's the same.
Mom:It looks like a Wifi tower.
Mom:Wasn't he just waving for Korea?
Dad:And here are the Oompa-Loompas.
Mom:I wonder if a lot of them bowed out.
Mom:France. *spits*
Mom:Una from Altoona?
...and then they got super racist.