The World's Oldest Professional

Grammy: Gather ‘round, kiddies. It’s time for Grammy to share her whore stories.

Tommy: W-war stories?

Grammy: Is there something wrong with your hearing, Tommy? I said whore. I’m going to tell you how I became the world’s oldest professional.

Tammy: Professional… whore?

Grammy: Yes — now get the cocks out of your ears. Which is a very good place to start…