Grammy: Gather ‘round, kiddies. It’s time for Grammy to share her whore stories.
Tommy: W-war stories?
Grammy: Is there something wrong with your hearing, Tommy? I said whore. I’m going to tell you how I became the world’s oldest professional.
Tammy: Professional… whore?
Grammy: Yes — now get the cocks out of your ears. Which is a very good place to start…