Sounds of the game: NHL Playoffs Edition

Exclamations heard in my house during tonight’s Rangers game:

OH

C’mon

Are you kidding?!

Eat shit

Eat a dick

Fuck you, you fuck

Shoot the puck

Shoot — the — fffffuck

Mother — fucker

C’mon

Go fuck a dick

There you go

—Cheers—

Get it

Fuck

Keep it in

Fuck

Pass it

Fuck

Kill him

Bring him back

Kill him again

Kill his wife

Kill his kids

No

Okay, kidnap his kids and freeze them in ice

—Clapping—

Bitch

Eat shit

Check him

Take him out

Kneecap him

Cut his throat

Watch him bleed out

Flee the scene

Hide the weapon

C’mon

Get back on the ice

SHOOT THE PUCK