Short hair, don't care.

"It’ll look so much better with":
 - lipstick
 - earrings
 - more of a side-swept bang
 - eyeliner
 - highlights
 - less of a side-swept bang
 - a tan
 - Anne Hathaway’s face
 - or even Lena Dunham’s
 - a different shade of lipstick

But I prefer to wear it with:
 - a smile
 - and a Fuck-you