Mom got a new toy... ewww, gross, you guys.

Mom:Oh my god, so I used the Inferno [an ice melter]. What a rush!
Mom:Screw nursing, I want to be a fireman. Poppa would be so proud.
Mom:It was great! Nearly singed everything off, but so worth it.
Mom:Now I want to do the deck. Dad said he wanted to lower it.
Me:Yeah, lower. Not turn to ash.
Mom:Whatever.
Mom:The sound alone is worth the price. I fried the shit out of some leaves.