Almost went stag to Jingle Ball last night.

I was StubHub squatting when a single floor seat popped up for $17.

I mean, it’s one thing to be the creepy twenty-something sitting alone in the last row of a movie theater, bawling during the trailer to Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close for the fourth time. But it’s quite another to be surrounded by tweens, trying to outscream them for Lady Gaga’s attention.

+1 social skills.